It’s not my fault. Really. 😆
It all started with a nudge from a friend. She pasted a picture of some shoes and tagged me. Not just any shoes. Nope.
Chicken shoes. ❤ ❤ ❤
Not only are you not surprised that someone would send me something chicken-related, but you’re not surprised to find that something was shoes, either. I mean, you already know about my love affair with Hobbit Feet, and you prolly remember my finding the flipper shoes and sharing them with you, in addition to some other interesting footwear.
So, I know you aren’t surprised that I’m sharing the chicken shoe offering with you, too. 😀 You’ve probably already seen them, but for the uninitiated, here ya go: Chicken Shoes!
Now, before you roll your eyes and go gettin’ all disappointed on me since your love affair with chicken only involves eating them, I’m going to indulge myself you and share with you an entire gallery of chicken foot wear. You’re welcome. 😀
Whilst I was very pleasantly surprised to find additional footwear, the original funky shoes that came to mind were shoes designed by an “artist.” Now, in my mind, these offerings are more like “taxidermy meets Halloween costumes,” but that’s just me. I mean, if Lady Gaga can wear a meat dress, why not?
Here’s some of the gallery. The first images are from artist Iris Schieferstein. Her website is in German, and she’s been written about in numerous articles, including HuffPost, etc.
Y’all- this are actual taxidermy shoes, so go grab yer barf bucket before scrolling down.
There seem to be some here that may not be actual, wearable shoes. What do you think?
And, because I couldn’t help myself:
😆 😆 😆
This weird shoe stuff sucks me into a serious time warp. I’m incapable of not sharing some of my favorites, so grab a snack and let’s go!
Living shoes?
Animal fun.
How much is that doggy in the window?
Kin to the mole slippers…..
Gag a maggot!
Stinky feet
Whistle while you work…………….
Hmmmmm???
Shovel while you walk!
Janitor duty
A whole category of dinner shoes!
Dinner or lunch?
I’m thinking lunch….
Lady and the Tramp
Definitely dessert!
Back to breakfast.
I don’t even know what to do with these…………………
Rarrrrr!
What’s the point?
Now these, though, I’m pretty sure you’d better have good balance unless you’d end up crashing and dying like me. Heh,
Early Heelie wheelie shoe?
EEEK! Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
What they won’t have as inspiration…….. {cover your eyes, kids}
Bottoms up!
Fertility shoes??
Whew. If you’ve made it to the end here, I figure you should get a reward. Since I can’t give you cookies, how about this?
If I’ve just managed to whet your appetite, search for weird shoes. That’ll get ya laughing!
Which ones are your favorites? Leave me a comment and let me know!
And, because we all need some tunes while we’re perusing these glorius gems, sing along, kids!
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