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It’s not my fault. Really. 😆

It all started with a nudge from a friend. She pasted a picture of some shoes and tagged me. Not just any shoes. Nope.

Chicken shoes. ❤ ❤ ❤

Not only are you not surprised that someone would send me something chicken-related, but you’re not surprised to find that something was shoes, either. I mean, you already know about my love affair with Hobbit Feet, and you prolly remember my finding the flipper shoes and sharing them with you, in addition to some other interesting footwear.

So, I know you aren’t surprised that I’m sharing the chicken shoe offering with you, too. 😀 You’ve probably already seen them, but for the uninitiated, here ya go: Chicken Shoes!

chickenheel3

Now, before you roll your eyes and go gettin’ all disappointed on me since your love affair with chicken only involves eating them, I’m going to indulge myself you and share with you an entire gallery of chicken foot wear. You’re welcome. 😀

beehivechicken

chickenheel2

chickenheelchickensandals

bawk

Whilst I was very pleasantly surprised to find additional footwear, the original funky shoes that came to mind were shoes designed by an “artist.” Now, in my mind, these offerings are more like “taxidermy meets Halloween costumes,” but that’s just me. I mean, if Lady Gaga can wear a meat dress, why not?

meatdress

Here’s some of the gallery. The first images are from artist Iris Schieferstein. Her website is in German, and she’s been written about in numerous articles, including HuffPost, etc.

Y’all- this are actual taxidermy shoes, so go grab yer barf bucket before scrolling down.

horseheel

animalshoes

fuzzyhoof

moleslippers

birdshoes

There seem to be some here that may not be actual, wearable shoes. What do you think?

silverheels

shaggyhooves

deerhooveswithdewclaw

giraffeheel

goldenhooves

hoofheel1

hoofmule

hoofshoe

hooves

multihooves

metamorphis

paintshoe

spikeyboots

And, because I couldn’t help myself:

feet

😆 😆 😆

This weird shoe stuff sucks me into a serious time warp. I’m incapable of not sharing some of my favorites, so grab a snack and let’s go!

Living shoes?

fishheel

spiderew

Animal fun.

How much is that doggy in the window?

How much is that doggy in the window?

Kin to the mole slippers.....

Kin to the mole slippers…..

fishy

Gag a maggot!

Gag a maggot!

Stinky feet

Stinky feet

Whistle while you work…………….

Hmmmmm???

Hmmmmm???

Shovel while you walk!

Shovel while you walk!

workshoes

Janitor duty

Janitor duty

A whole category of dinner shoes!

Dinner or lunch?

Dinner or lunch?

I'm thinking lunch....

I’m thinking lunch….

Lady and the Tramp

Lady and the Tramp

Definitely dessert!

Definitely dessert!

gobananas

Back to breakfast.

I don’t even know what to do with these…………………

ladders

popeye

Rarrrrr!

Rarrrrr!

What's the point?

What’s the point?

Now these, though, I’m pretty sure you’d better have good balance unless you’d end up crashing and dying like me. Heh,

Early Heelie wheelie shoe?

Early Heelie wheelie shoe?

EEEK! Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

EEEK! Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

skinnywheels

What they won’t have as inspiration…….. {cover your eyes, kids}

Bottoms up!

Bottoms up!

Fertility shoes??

Whew. If you’ve made it to the end here, I figure you should get a reward. Since I can’t give you cookies, how about this?

piginboots

If I’ve just managed to whet your appetite, search for weird shoes. That’ll get ya laughing!

Which ones are your favorites? Leave me a comment and let me know!

And, because we all need some tunes while we’re perusing these glorius gems, sing along, kids!

[youtube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ%5D

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