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Dear House Gremlin,

You know what I’m talking about. Please, give them back.

I have been hunting high and low the last several days, to no avail. I have nearly torn my house apart.  And you know I find mess overwhelming, particularly when I have to put stuff back.

Eventually, the devil is going to want his hot weather back. At some point, he’ll take his mid-90s back, and I am going to need them. In theory.

You’ve had them for several weeks. Give me my toe socks back. Please. Particularly if we have a wicked frigid cold snap like we had last year, I am going to need them. I think my feet will be cold in -14 degree weather.

I’d hate to think that I will have to order another pair of shoes (although I already have them picked out and sitting in my shopping cart ;)) just to get another pair of freebie toe socks.

Please. I am begging you (which is not a pretty sight)- please please PLEASE give me my socks back. In case you’ve stashed them with the other missing socks and have forgotten what they look like, here is a picture to remind you. Except mine are black.  (They didn’t give me the choice of the snappy rainbow colors, and seeing as they were free, I wasn’t complaining.)

You know my schedule, and it’s ok to return them when I’m sleeping, so long as you don’t wake any of us up. Given your penchant for stealth, this should be right up your alley.

Scratch that- I just want them back, so you can wake us up if you need to. Please, don’t delay. I don’t want to have to hit the “check out” button, if I don’t have to.

Sincerely,

Tikki

P.S. Thanks again for bringing back those two work shirts after several weeks.  I was beginning to give up hope that you would ever return them, and seriously, you know how I am with having broken matched sets of things. So, thanks for that.

Please, leave my socks somewhere I can find them easily.  I have that drawer full of mismatched socks- I’m happy to trade anything in that drawer for the safe return (no questions asked!) of my toe socks.

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